gifs should work on facebook i’m better at describing how i feel with them 

19 February 2014    Reblog    

caraknightley:

colorfulrussianfireworks:

iVE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR THIS FUCKING VIDEO AND I FINALLY FOUND IT AND ITS CAUSING ME CHEST PAINS

I FORGOT ABOUT THIS VIDEO UNTIL APPROXXIMATELY 3 MINUTES AGO AND IM LAUGHING OS HARD

23 January 2014 ♥ 217,366 notes    Reblog    
reblogged from esexist    source: bodylangvage

fulbrite:

HOW TO BECOME A GODDAMN MAGICIAN

1. OWN A TABLET PEN

2. PUT IT DOWN FOR TEN SECONDS

3. ABRACADABRA WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO

CHECK OUT AN AWESOME ART/PHOTOGRAPHY BLOG

kiara-adams.tumblr.com 

i only have one follower over there and its just sad

pizza:

that’s it. that’s the whole show.

officialpigeon:

Person: “I’m 6ft tall”

me: *tries to imagine six subway sandwiches on top of eachother*

its-arrested-development:

Happy new year, everyone! Here’s to a great 2014 and

image

4 January 2014 ♥ 35,229 notes    Reblog    
reblogged from esexist    source: its-arrested-development
pantymime:

if there’s anything I can’t handle right now it’s this

pantymime:

if there’s anything I can’t handle right now it’s this

cellarspider:

lyricalred:

whiskyrunner:

Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.

look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon

And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.

And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.

sugarrette:

fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me

17 November 2013 ♥ 328,264 notes    Reblog    
reblogged from crrocs    source: sugarrette

timmynook:

irl im very shy and timid. im like a small animal. approach me calmly with a snack

17 November 2013 ♥ 214,806 notes    Reblog    
reblogged from pizza    source: timmynookremade
judge:  did u kill these ppl
me:  ya
judge:  why
me:  for the lulz xD
judge:  xD
everyone in the court:  xD
my mom:  xD
17 November 2013 ♥ 107,680 notes    Reblog    
reblogged from rnega    source: sadmisandrist