"ah yes", whispered the floating head that just appeared in your garage, “i have been waiting for you all this time. all of those selfies you took with your webcam contained the energy that has been helping me grow for the past two years. i have witnessed the darkest moments of your life, i have watched your self esteem crumble to the floor countless times, and yes - i know your tumblr password. it’s too late now. there’s no escape key on the road to hell. there is no unfollowing the path i have chosen for you.